"Triggered" as in an incoherent rant like this suggests a strong emotional reaction that wouldn't normally be warranted, analogous to someone with PTSD having flashbacks triggered by mundane events. Also I'm using that to imply you're so irrational that hearing about basic concepts like "the burden of proof" is traumatic for you.

Going on another similar rant about "boats on neptune" and "apart of an occult" is not exactly helping your case.