A short tale of terror about Steem. Sequentially narrated in hilarious horror.
steem·@por500bolos·
0.000 HBDA short tale of terror about Steem. Sequentially narrated in hilarious horror.
Howdy folks! ¿How do you do? I hope everything is fine over there. Thank you for passing by to pick up a good fright. }:) Next, let's see if we can achieve to laugh together at some little things of the real life. <center></center> Yesterday, I came back to home pretty late. Since I was almost the whole day outside attending and taking charge of some important things that had to be resolved asap. Things that demanded to have some significant financial muscle to be solved immediately. So, after my arrival to my cave again, late at night. I realized that I had no choice but try to sell some SBDs on some exchanges out there, convert them to a few humble satoshis and then send these to [Localbitcoins](https://localbitcoins.com/?ch=ahzo) to try get some coins in my local country currency to remotely approach to *(at least)* cover some of the demands of the delicate situation that comes to me. It was just at that moment that all this exciting and hilarious horror story began. First, I turned on my PC, fired up my browser and went to [Coinmarketcap website](https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/steem-dollars/) to check the SBD value at that time. Uhmm, ¡cool! the token seemed to have come out of the pit a little bit. This was being quoted at $1.09 USD each. ¡Thank goodness! So, in less than a cock crows and without wasting time I went to the exchange websites to start the sale and conversion operation. But then I noticed that the value of the SBD there was being quoted at a much lower price than what it was telling me coinmarketcap. So I came back to coinmarketcap to confirm what was happening. Yep, the value of the token had descended several steps in its value in scarcely a few seconds. ¡Crap! I have to hurry with this, I thought! As fast as I could and as my lousy slow-ass internet connection allowed me, I went to [Localbitcoins website](https://localbitcoins.com/?ch=ahzo) to check how many BsF/VEF could I get with the sale. Uhmm, not many to completely relieve the dire situation. But well, what the fuck, I had to move on as fast as I could before the thang went even lower. Resigned, I came back again to the exchange website to proceed with the sale quickly. ¡Shit! again, one more time the SBD there had regressed way lower than a few seconds before. Nah! the smart thing to do was to slow down the trot, relax and await a bit to see where the hell all this sudden downward trend was about to end. So I did, and I eagerly watched closely each & every second the daunting results that were yet to come. As it was expected, due to my usually not very good luck & fortune, the value of the SBD ended up crashing and dipping under the floor to reach figures below $0.906009 in barely few minutes and there it remained for a long time. And that my dear friend, did not promise nor was it going to be able to do much for me and my cause well into midnight time. > And today, tonight, at the time of submiting this post. SBDs are still gurgling below the surface of $1.00 USD. :/ # <center>"Moral Of The Story"</center> # This thing is like: #### <center>"Everybody Gangsta until the cockroach starts flying"</center> <center></center> #### <center>"We all are brave until a cockroach fly toward us"</center> <center></center> **<center>¡I bet not even Chuck Norris can stand that experience without run away screaming like a little sissy!</center>** #### <center>Eh? ¿Huh? ..Oh crap! ¡ewwww! ayayayayayay!!</center> <center></center> #### <center>"There's simply no heterosexual way of reacting to either"</center> # <center>¿Right?</center> Hence bro, besides of what the next **quoted paragraph** says below and if you really liked this article. If this post was able at least to snatch you off a good laugh. Please, consider also add **personal tips & donations** to the uplifting formula to show your appraisement. <center>*Certainly the Good Lord and Chuck Norris will thank your generous gest very much. :)*</center> > "Upvotes, Resteems & Comments will be highly appreciated" <center>http://i65.tinypic.com/2mq2gt3.jpg</center> # Cheers!! :)