How is this possible? Traveling to another continent, about 8000 kilometers from home, **without paying a penny**? It even includes free accommodation, free **all-in food and drinks**, a decent rental car with free gas as much as I'd like! **Do I have your attention?** You want to know how you can enjoy traveling the world for **FREE**?

![Charleston](http://harbourviewcharleston.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Charleston-South-Carolina.jpg)

Well, here's my secret: it's called **HAVING AN ACTUAL JOB**, you **lazy hippie leeches**! I travel for business. I can't believe the amount of people trying to score upvotes in an attempt to travel for FREE by being paid Steemdollars to do nothing at all!

In fact, this culture of promoting the lazy, entitled lifestyle of getting paid to travel and post a few pictures in return, is so widespread and considered "normal" by so many, that it almost makes a guy feel ashamed to have a regular 9-5 job.

Think about it! Our beloved Heidi @heiditravels travels, but isn't she a (lovely) exception to the rule? More so, I have seen multiple discussions between Steemians reach the conclusion that traveling Heidi is being "paid" too much, and she better start posting the occasional #NSFW content if she expects to continue her leeching lifestyle. There's no shame in showing a little skin now and then to please the fans. This is 2016, not the Middle Ages.

**But then there's you.** Not good looking, probably not even female. Not a very interesting person, only writing because of the possible rewards. Do you really think you're going to **make it big** with your little travel stories? You really think you're entitled to loads of Steemdollars just for posting a few uninspired photos of landscapes and the occasional aboriginal? You're nothing more than a **leech**, living on Steemit welfare! A freeloader, a parasite! Trying to get through life doing as little as possible, probably living with your parents, eating their food, using their electricity to power all electronic crap you buy to fill **the void that is your life**.

You're not Heidi and you never will be, you leftwing liberal nutjob! Get a haircut, shave that trendy hipster monstrosity of a beard, and start applying for a goddamn job! Who knows, it might get you to travel the world some day.

Thanks for reading. Feedback, unless written by nutjobs, is welcome in the comments!