I might get in trouble for this post but...it needs to be said!
My girlfriend hates the app **Blockfolio**, or better say: *she hates me using it*. Why oh why, she suffers from a very common issue: 
> BLOCKFOLIOLISM
prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against someone  close to you who uses Blockfolio every 5 minutes to see the price of every coin they own, might own or even owned....based on the belief that doing such thing is stupid.
>

Now that we have our definition down, let's talk about how it manifest. We meet and it's all good, gonna see a movie or grab a dinner or something when I get this nagging feeling. **Something is pumping!!**. I just know it. I sniff it in the air.
I take out..

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The big number at the top left ( don't act like you don't knw about the BIG NUMBER! ) quickly shows me that I was wrong. I don't like it. I frown. Although I do know that it auto-refreshes when opened...I will drag down the number for a quick refresh. *ALAS, the number does not change!*
---Finally back to reality when I meet her scowl. Oh, she was talking the whole time. OH! ---
"I'm sorry..what?" I say. "Emergency!".
She's not buying it. In fact, since I got the app [ thank you for the recommendation @meesterboom, THANK YOU VERY MUCH INDEED! ]  thing seemed to have spiraled fast down the drain. At first, she only thought I was cheating on her. HA! HA! Easy to dismiss this silly claim. But now it's worst: *she knows!*.

"Blockfolio again?" she asks. I can see she's being calm. That means trouble of course.
"No..I mean, yes, look steem is 1.2$! Can you believe this? Like I remember just 2 months ago..." 
Her blank stare cuts my words like a very sharp knife.
"Look, why the need to check it non stop? It's not like it matters to the minute!"
"noooooo. you don't understand!!"
" I do! What's the point?"
" well, if something happens i can..."
"yes...
"I can...hmm..."
Well, she got me. I can't trade on my phone! I'm 1 hour away from my house if needs really be to trade something and let's be real. I don't have the balls to leave during a movie to trade. I'd be girlfriendless by the time I click **"SELL"**
I have no clue how she knows that. When I talk about coins she seems might bored. WOMEN!!
"Ok ok...I just need to know how much I WORTH!!"
"....."
"I live when I look at it! Every up and down it's like riding a roller coaster that I carry in my pocket. I can't put it away!"
"That sounds like addiction..."
"THAT's INSANE!"

She wanted to prove it. She took it away and told me to see how i feel. 
**2 minutes**: *DENIAL*
"Where's my phone? Come on! Give it to me :( Just let me check something!!"

**10 minutes**: *ANGER*
"This is unacceptable! You can't take a man's phone!! Give it back!!"

**20 minutes**: *BARGAINING*
"Just for a minute! PLEASE! ok..ok..Look, just check how's bts doing and I won't say anything for a day!!"

**30 minutes**: *DEPRESSION*
"....I know nothing..."

**1 hour**: *ACCEPTANCE*
"I will never see blockfolio again. I'll live!"

Ok, maybe she has a point. I'll try to go to a blockfolio detox clinic ASAP!
Just after I quickly check how sbd is doing....