Gummies For A High Class Trip In A Short Bus: Part One
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0.000 HBDGummies For A High Class Trip In A Short Bus: Part One
 Well, Let **IT** Be Known. I lasted exactly **60** days before I was offered my *dream retirement job*. By my Hair Stylist. And without question, I naturally accepted. > (I suggest that you lift yourself now for the full appreciation of all my skills. I can boil, stir, pour water and tell a whopper of a juicy story that’s been in the making for a solid decade.) (Fair warning to you all.) Truth be told, I did think about it overnight and then, sent her a text (the next morning) verifying that: > I could do anything that I wanted as long as no one got seriously hurt or arrested. I was **ALL** in at that point. > @doitvoluntarily, this is looking like it’s going to be a **3 gummy recipe series** (by the time I’m through). I know gummies are your favourite and @vantocan wanted to see a recipe that wasn’t laced with gelatine, refined white sugar and food grade dyes; and I wanted to try my hand at using powdered freeze dried black cherries and blueberries. You will see that the *simple* gummy can become intricate and specifically made to appeal to the discerning palate of any gummy **canna-isseur** ...at any level of refinement...even if there is *none*. Ok, back to my ***new job....*** (and how that could possibly relate to the making of a batch of gummies.) I’ve been through some real shit with this Lady. A messy, violent break-up with her first husband which is the reason why I’m making this *standardly accepted* gummy recipe, ***first***. The full reason is because: > she wanted to ease her son’s heart about feeling inadequate and like he was the “butt” of everyone’s joking... So (naturally) she had a short bus 🚌 tattooed on *one* of the cheeks of her ass. **She Did It Voluntarily.** It worked. When the kid was 12. (They bonded over laughter and it’s a good memory shared between a Mother and a Son.) > ***Ah***, that’s such a nice feeling isn’t it? (Enjoy that happy thought for just a few seconds.) Now he’s 22 . She still sees that damn tattoo every time she takes a shower... ***And*** feels equally compelled to warn *the team* **every** time she has to have a colonoscopy. **Every Time** *for the rest of her life*. *Gawd Damn.* (Or, at least, until she decides to get it fixed.) > How the hell do you “fix” a short bus 🚌 tattooed on your ass? Trust me. I stay up at night wondering the same thing too, but that’s unconditional love for you. ;) On Saturday, this Lady is turning **50**. ***And*** has rented a **short bus** to take **16** other women and her *brother* (who’s flying in from the **Peg** for 36 hours; and bats for the same team as the rest) and *me* on a ***wine*** tasting tour down into the county. I **get** to be the **BUS** tour guide and her brother will co-host for 5 hours. It’s perfect! > Thank you Universe. I started to pack my kit bag.  I am not joking. 16 cougars (that’s a lot of cat)... try taking one on. I fucking double dare ya. > You’d want a whip and a crop to protect yourself too. > A couple of cat toys would be good insurance and highly entertaining on the bus ( I thought). (It will be for my co-host and I, who (apparently) is just as big a stoner as I am.) > We’ll be golden, just in case anything goes south with my offering of standardly accepted (but moderately medicated) gummies. ;) Yes, I’ll give everyone the same lesson from the top of the bus’ aisle. > After that, those *Resting Bitch Faces* are on their own, wearing their ***best*** big girl, party pants. Not holding anyone’s hand during the Short Bus, trip. Just there to support my girl...  So, I bought this *fool proof* kit that contains the correct ratio of gelatine and sweet and sour (refined sugar and citric acid) along with *natural* cherry flavouring and beet powder for the colour.  **Cherry Bomb** You can see the pictograph instructions.  This product is Canadian and you’re simply just supposed to add an infused oil or concentrate to it. Here we go:  (Yeah, grown from seed and extracted with my own shine.) 1 full gram of fully extracted cannabis oil. This is a concentrate made from a strain of cannabis called Creamy Caramel. I had it tested and it clocks in at 18.8% THC. The package will make approximately 30 individual gummies.  * Put in a small saucepan.  * Add 9 tbsp of water and whisk on medium-low heat to disperse the concentrate and suspend it in the water.  * Add the powdered sugar mixture and stir.  * Pour into moulds.  * Let it set up in your refrigerator, overnight.  https://youtu.be/B3oCB9RdiB4 (Posted to YouTube by TheWho on October 27, 2018.) * Continue to pack and get ready for the Short Bus.  I’ve never danced on a *wine* bar before. High Class is right. Lolz! ***to be continued (maybe).*** ~ Rebecca ;D
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