Gummies For A High Class Trip In A Short Bus: Part One

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Gummies For A High Class Trip In A Short Bus: Part One
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Well, Let **IT** Be Known. 

I lasted exactly **60** days before I was offered my *dream retirement job*.

By my Hair Stylist.

And without question, I naturally accepted.

> (I suggest that you lift yourself now for the full appreciation of all my skills. I can boil, stir, pour water and tell a whopper of a juicy story that’s been in the making for a solid decade.)
(Fair warning to you all.)


Truth be told, I did think about it overnight and then, sent her a text (the next morning) verifying that:

>  I could do anything that I wanted as long as no one got seriously hurt or arrested.

I was **ALL** in at that point.

> @doitvoluntarily, this is looking like it’s going to be a **3 gummy recipe series** (by the time I’m through). I know gummies are your favourite and @vantocan wanted to see a recipe that wasn’t laced with gelatine, refined white sugar and food grade dyes; and I wanted to try my hand at using powdered freeze dried black cherries and blueberries.
You will see that the *simple* gummy can become intricate and specifically made to appeal to the discerning palate of any gummy **canna-isseur** ...at any level of refinement...even if there is *none*.

Ok, back to my ***new job....***  (and how that could possibly relate to the making of a batch of gummies.)

 I’ve been through some real shit with this Lady.

A messy, violent break-up with her first husband which is the reason why I’m making this *standardly accepted* gummy recipe, ***first***.

The full reason is because:

>  she wanted to ease her son’s heart about feeling inadequate and like he was the  “butt” of everyone’s joking...

So (naturally) she had a short bus 🚌 tattooed on *one* of the cheeks of her ass.

**She Did It Voluntarily.**

It worked.  When the kid was 12. 

(They bonded over laughter and it’s a good memory shared between a Mother and a Son.)

> ***Ah***, that’s such a nice feeling isn’t it? (Enjoy that happy thought for just a few seconds.)

Now he’s 22 .

She still sees that damn tattoo every time she takes a shower...

***And***  feels equally compelled to warn *the team* **every** time she has to have a colonoscopy.

**Every Time** *for the rest of her life*.

*Gawd Damn.*

(Or, at least, until she decides to get it fixed.)

> How the hell do you “fix” a short bus 🚌 tattooed on your ass?
Trust me. I stay up at night wondering the same thing too, but that’s unconditional love for you. ;)

On Saturday, this Lady is  turning **50**.

***And***  has rented a **short bus** to take **16** other women and her *brother* (who’s flying in from the **Peg** for 36 hours; and bats for the same team as the rest) and *me* on a ***wine*** tasting tour down into the county.

I **get** to be the **BUS** tour guide and her brother will co-host for 5 hours.

It’s perfect! 

> Thank you Universe.

I started to pack my kit bag.

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I am not joking.

16 cougars (that’s a lot of cat)... try taking one on.

I fucking double dare ya.

> You’d want a whip and a crop to protect yourself too.

> A couple of cat toys would be good insurance and highly entertaining on the bus ( I thought). 

(It will be for my co-host and I, who (apparently) is just as big a stoner as I am.)

> We’ll be golden, just in case anything goes south with my offering of standardly accepted (but moderately medicated) gummies. ;)

Yes, I’ll give everyone the same lesson from the top of the bus’ aisle.

> After that, those *Resting Bitch Faces* are on their own, wearing their ***best*** big girl, party pants. 
Not holding anyone’s hand during the Short Bus, trip.

Just there to support my girl...

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So, I bought this *fool proof*  kit that contains the correct ratio of gelatine and sweet and sour (refined sugar and citric acid) along with *natural* cherry flavouring and beet powder for the colour.

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**Cherry Bomb**

You can see the pictograph instructions.

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This product is Canadian and you’re simply just supposed to add an infused oil or concentrate to it.

Here we go:

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(Yeah, grown from seed and extracted with my own shine.)

1 full gram of fully extracted cannabis oil.

This is a concentrate made from a strain of cannabis called Creamy Caramel. I had it tested and it clocks in at 18.8% THC. The package will make approximately 30 individual gummies. 

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* Put in a small saucepan.

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* Add 9 tbsp of water and whisk on medium-low heat to disperse the concentrate and suspend it in the water.

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* Add the powdered sugar mixture and stir.

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* Pour into moulds.

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* Let it set up in your refrigerator, overnight.

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https://youtu.be/B3oCB9RdiB4
(Posted to YouTube by TheWho on October 27, 2018.)

* Continue to pack and get ready for the Short Bus.

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I’ve never danced on a *wine* bar before.

High Class is right. Lolz!

***to be continued (maybe).***

~ Rebecca ;D
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