Chuck Norris is in town... Try not to upvote this! :D
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0.000 HBDChuck Norris is in town... Try not to upvote this! :D
**_'The First rule of Chuck Norris is: you do not talk about Chuck Norris'_**  Firework just for Chuck Norris... that's how last weekend people in Sloboština (part of Zagreb) celebrated Chuck's birthday. But not only that, they even get an actual-sized statue of Chuck Norris which was unveiled in one cafe bar in Sloboština a few days ago. **_'When Chuck Norris turned 18, his parents moved out.'_** So what is the story about this phenomenon known as Chuck Norris facts? He was born in Oklahoma, he had a difficult childhood, and was shy and nonathletic. He becomed a good karate player, won titles and also started acting career.  **_'Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris'_** He gained popularity acting with Bruce Lee in 'Way of the Dragon' and although he had filmed a lot, the most notable role is definitely Walker, Texas Ranger. And from that everything started... Chuck Norris jokes started circulating online, he became an internet star, because of all the 'facts' about his strength which are of course absurdly hyperbolic.  **_'Chuck Norris legally broke the low'_** Statue of Chuck Norris is located in cafe bar where everything is dedicated to this hero. Residents of Sloboština can drink their daily coffee and enjoy being near Chuck. People are already making jokes that Zagreb is the most secure city at the moment.   **_'Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, death didn't have a strength to tell him'_** Although this is the first statue of Chuck Norris in Croatia we have examples of Chuck Norris appearance in other parts of the country. In Osijek we have a graffiti that says - 'don't worry, I'm coming to save this city'.  [source](https://hr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris#/media/File:Chuck_Norris_grafit_Osijek.JPG) Chuck Norris said that he does not feel offended by that jokes, some of them he even finds funny. He is present in every corner of the world and I guess everybody told a Chuck Norris joke at least ones. Even Chuck Norris himself, or the joke told Chuck, I don't know... but here are some commonly known jokes: **_'Chuch Norris would never die of a heart attack, his heart is not so stupid to attack him'_** **_'Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, death didn't have a strength to tell him'_** **_'Death ones had a near Chuck experience'_** **_'Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin'_** **_'Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there'_** **_'Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris'_** <h4>* **If you know any Chuck Norris joke, and if you wanna share it with us, you are very welcome :))** </h4>
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