The U.S.S. Minnowprize's Missions Updates- World Exploration and upgrades!
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# The year is 2018. The time is.. unsure, the crew has broken the clock. <hr> <center></center> <hr> ### Listed below are updates on happenings and mission plans for The U.S.S. Minnowprize! Stay tuned, we are going to have some amazing things coming to the blockchain! <br> <hr> ## The mission for a floofy blanket made with love for The Captain progresses. <center></center> It doesn't look like much but.. There have been minor upsets and distractions. The crew getting drunk and rowdy tends to effect stitching times. Especially when the co-pilot, herself, is drunk and rowdy. And armed with pointed sticks. <br> <hr> ## An away mission has been scheduled! <center></center> The crew is set to embark within the next couple weeks to a remote location! Mission details: - Locate and record local fauna and flora. - Blend in with the natives while collecting beautiful imagery from high above the clouds in 4k footage. - Taste and log in detail all delicious items from available establishments. - Submerge in various bodies of water, both man-made and natural. - Collect underwater footage. - Sample alcoholic beverages. (For quality control purposes) - Avoid over exposure to harsh terrain by retreating to climate controlled cabin as needed. <br> <hr> ## A tiny little friend has been acquired! <center></center> The co-pilot grows increasingly nervous about the prospect of flying the more expensive and trickier drones in the Minnowprize arsenal. Therefore, a small, fast, agile drone was purchased for her to practice basic manuevers with. It has crashed three times. This is not overall surprising. However, the things she crashed INTO were *very* surprised. <br> <hr> ## A system upgrade is in progress! <center></center> Wires. Wires and components err'where. The Captain's cruiser has been in desperate need of a new engine. The parts have finally arrived. For some reason, be it foolishness or heroic fearlessness, he has decided that the co-pilot will do the majority of the installation as a learning exercise. Errors shall be met with an immediate death penalty under reasons of treason, endangerment of crew members and mission security. Shipwide transmission from @stitchybitch: >Dear god... >Where does this wire go? What is it for? >I think I bent something... >Can percussive maintenance be used? >*timid hammering sounds* >*incoherent sobbing* >*swearing* >*more sobbing* > **End transmission** <br> <hr> <br> <center>https://steemitimages.com/DQmfVLb5oJh3nqap6p5sjTzKay8mx5bt56M9P6zkG7hWYd1/sammok-2-footer.gif</center> <center>**Please feel free to leave your feedback in the comments, we love to hear it!**</center> <center> ### Also, is there anything you'd like to see up close and personal under a microscope?! Let us know! </center> ### What about something from above with a 4k drone?! Tell us! <center>**Much Love, @sammosk and @stitchybitch! <3**</center>
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