## Since I went cold turkey on conspiracies because I was sick of the sight of jacob rotchild, I've been looking at a lot more art on Steemit. And it's absolutely stunning. (thanks [beinart](https://steemit.com/@beinart) for all the amazing posts )

![](https://steemitimages.com/DQmTFu27nMhXyLdkYim74jQVcfYxQXBjFMT3hcyemUfDuPC/image.png)

People have been saying to me in comments, "jesus you are a boring old fart, be more freak"

But I am nothing like those artists, I like to do fast and rough art and I'm way too impatient to spend hours on a picture.

So here are some landscapes and portraits I did today...

![](https://steemitimages.com/DQmbn3SzWzPMBZBEVaV5NTMJ5y39YxufJAVRoRGMAXMAnwJ/image.png)

After the accident one of the aliens found his arms and penis fell off

![](https://steemitimages.com/DQmRsQ5heqnJKn1UR3yACzQNakwY6bzjKVCzHdiqDp4gc7K/image.png)

There were bits of alien scattered all over the place - arses and things

![](https://steemitimages.com/DQmUGFs1pBAwoYdSt8qTWrVeRnZXrMreQ9e3aeisxtm9xJT/image.png)

I did these pictures sitting on the bog having a chat with Mr Turdman

![](https://steemitimages.com/DQmQ3JT6FDVSSpqKhGkRaJbKVDnP84eHPj3nWutfz9pxeLp/image.png)



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