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Here are just a quick 55 reasons you should kill yourself and stop wasting the air.

1
You are reading a post about killing yourself.

2
You organs could save a lot of people.

3
The world would be better off if you did it.

4
 Its better than when you see a certain person that you do not like and you would rather kill yourself than have to deal with looking at their ugly face. Not to say any names.

5
You will never find true love.

6
To get revenge on someone, and what better revenge than making them clean up your remains and sanitize the area in hazmat suits?

7
You have lame friends.

8
You think your friends like you but they really hate you.


9
you always wanted to try one of those fun things you saw on t.v. captioned "Do Not Try This At Home". 

10
You are still reading this.

11
 You lack the essence in which a reasonable human performs.

12
you're a noob. No-one likes a noob, not even other noobs.

13
You have no romantic ability.

14
You're still reading this after I called you a noob.

15
Best way to know if your not dead already.

16
They are waiting on you in hell to start the party.

17
It would make everyone happy.

18
It would prove that palm reader wrong.

19
You wont have to keep paying for a therapist.

20
To get out of voting.

21
To make a fresh start.

22
because you feel alone.

23
The cost of living rises, but death remains affordable.

24
because your going to post hateful comments about this post.

25
You could "go green" and fertilize your lawn.

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26
To make way for the youth.

27
To take advantage of the exhibitionism inherent in dissection tables.

28
To taste the subtle delights of reincarnation.

29
To make people think you are honorable.

30
To get the last word in.

31
To quit smoking.

32
You have nothing left to do.

33
To dodge the draft.

34
You are stupid.

35
To save energy, coffee, and sugar.

36
So you wont be ashamed when looking in the mirror.

37
To find out if you are immortal.

38
One less mouth to feed.

39
To prove to everyone that you're not a coward.

40
To skip out on your taxes.

41
because you're easily offended.

42
To skip out on rent.

43
To get a permanent safe space.

44
To find out what religion is correct.

45
So we can actually have something happen in this election cycle that we all can get behind and support.

46
To inform everyone on your stance on suicide.

47
because the weather bums you out.

48
So others will follow your example.

49
So you wont die in a hospital of old age.

50
because you are still reading this when you could be doing something productive with your life.

51
No one will miss you.

52
You deserve to die.

53
Everyone dies eventually.

54
It will stop your depression.

55
You have way to much time on your hands.

So please, please do it out of rage because my post triggered you and you could not be held accountable for your own actions and can blame it on someone else. They might even name a law after you stopping people from using words that could be deemed as rude.