Interview With A Psychopath: Bankster And War Profiteer James Crown (WEEKLY SATIRE SERIES)
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<html> <p><img src="https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b7/PSYCHO_Small.jpg" width="640" height="480"/></p> <p>Today we get a tragically comic view of the world from inside the sick mind of bankster James Crown.</p> <p><em>Top image is from wikimedia</em></p> <p>Schmoozy Bootlicking Reporter (gleaming at camera): Welcome, one and all, to another riveting and heart wrenching episode of “Interview With A Psychopath” here on BNN. I’m your host, Schmoozy Bootlicking Reporter, sitting in today for Pathetic Tool Reporter. (turns to face unenthusiastic looking James Crown) A pleasure to speak with you, Mr. Crown.<br> </p> <p>James Crown (sighs heavily and slouching in chair): The feeling is not mutual. You’re not even the regular host? How the hell did I get suckered into this again?<br> </p> <p><em><strong>(a dapper looking young male assistant rushes in and whispers in Crown’s ear)<br> </strong></em></p> <p>James Crown: Oh, is that right? Damn, I knew that guy’s sister was gonna be trouble. I never should have…<br> </p> <p>Schmoozy Reporter (interrupts loudly): You do realize we’re live, right? <br> </p> <p>James Crown (shocked and looks into camera): Oh, we are? Damnit, why didn’t you tell me! (slaps assistant across the face).<br> </p> <p>Schmoozy Reporter: Great, so now that we’re clear on that little detail. I’d like to get into your illustrious career that truly boggles the mind and evades all sense of decency. One might say that you have played quite the role of full spectrum dominance in your dark endeavors. <br> </p> <p>James Crown (blushing): Oh, well, maybe not the full spectrum, but yes, it covers a generous chunk.<br> </p> <p>Schmoozy Reporter: Speaking of chunk, that can be our lead into praising your destructive business practices. You are a director at Sara Lee, which plays a vital role in giving sweet chemical poisons to the ignorant wage slaves we’re forced to live amongst. <br> </p> <p>James Crown (proudly, puts finger in air): Yes, that’s true. However, Sara Lee brands are not just limited to cakes and pies. No, no, no. We also make sausages, hot dogs, corn dogs, all sorts of cheap processed foods that help control the free-range slave population. <br> </p> <p>Schmoozy Reporter: Salient point, my friend. <br> </p> <p>James Crown (coughs loudly): At no point will we ever be friends. I’m much higher in the control structure than you. Got it?<br> </p> <p>Schmoozy Reporter (whimsical look on face): A low level minion like me can dream, can’t he? <br> </p> <p>James Crown: Don’t torture yourself. You’ll never get to my level. <br> <br> Schmoozy Reporter: Anyway, moving on. Let’s dig deeper and praise your most astounding career that has helped bring endless suffering to countless individuals. You have been on the board of General Dynamics, one of the premier manufacturers of weapons of mass destruction. Could you talk about how great your work at General Dynamics has been?<br> </p> <p>James Crown (sinister smirk): I’d love to. I became a director there in 1987 near the end of the Cold War, and we were making unbelievable profits.<br> </p> <p>Schmoozy Reporter: Sorry to interrupt, but the majority of those profits came in the form of government contracts, right? So basically it was extorted wealth from the spineless wage slaves. </p> <p>James Crown (puffing chest out): Yep. Don’t you just love violence and coercion?<br> </p> <p>Schmoozy Reporter: We wouldn’t be here without it. Not to mention ignorance. But I digress. Please continue. <br> </p> <p>James Crown: Well, when the Cold War ended, our profits plunged because there was no more perceived threat. Thankfully, the attacks of September 11 happened and, within a few years, the war budget doubled and we were back to record breaking extorted profits! <br> </p> <p>Schmoozy Reporter: Yes, the murder business is once again booming. Let’s move on now to your work at JP Morgan. You’ve been a director there since 2004. Some people have criticized the bank bailouts that occurred in 2008. What would you say to those critics?<br> </p> <p>James Crown (scoffs): I’d say they haven’t got a clue as to how economics works. We need to have a centrally planned and controlled economy so people in the ruling class, like myself, can live the life we’ve grown accustomed to. Those bailouts were another step in the crucial process of securing the global empire of slavery envisioned by so many brilliant occultists, past and present. <br> </p> <p>Schmoozy Reporter: Yes, it was a massive and wonderfully deceptive robbery of wealth by stealth. <br> </p> <p>James Crown: And I’m proud to be a part of it. <br> </p> <p>Schmoozy Reporter: I’d also like to have you comment on some of your other activities that are so important to the enslavement of mankind. You are a trustee for the University of Chicago and also their medical center. I mention this because it kind of brings us full circle to what we mentioned at the beginning of the interview, full spectrum dominance. You not only have a hand in the controlled academic mafia, but you also play a vital role in pushing deadly pharmaceuticals on the unsuspecting and ignorant pubic. Can you enlighten us as to how these endeavors work in conjunction with your other exploits to further the global satanic agenda?<br> </p> <p>James Crown: It’s obviously a little more complex than that, but yes, basically I have a hand in many important factors in the New World Disorder system. At the University of Chicago, we brainwash people into the harmful belief in authoritarianism and, to be more specific, statism. This brainwashing allows psychopathic criminals like me to steal trillions of dollars through government bailouts.<br> </p> <p>Schmoozy Reporter: Yes, so in a sense, the schooling of the populace primes them for subservience throughout their pathetic existences. <br> </p> <p>James Crown: Exactly! This brainwashing also allows companies like General Dynamics to thrive on a culture of immorality and murder. People actually believe war is necessary for freedom! And last, but not least, is the connection between Sara Lee and the medical industry.<br> </p> <p>Schmoozy Reporter (eyes bulging, mouth drooling): Please, I’m hung on your every word.<br> </p> <p>James Crown: Well, the chemical poisons we pass off as food at Sara Lee ultimately bring more business to corrupt and deadly hospitals and pharmaceutical companies. Do you see the beauty of it?<br> </p> <p>Schmoozy Reporter: Yes, create the problem, then offer the solution. Hmmm, so I guess all of your business activities can be boiled down to this. Violence, theft, and death. Is that right? </p> <p>James Crown (pursing lips thoughtfully): I guess that’s a fair summation of my business model. <br> </p> <p>Schmoozy Reporter (fawning): On a more personal note, I’d like to know something. Do you ever go out amongst the slaves and try to get a glimpse of their sad state of affairs?<br> </p> <p>James Crown: Yes, of course. It’s not like I live in an ivory tower or anything. Once in a while I have my limo driver take me to the Southside of Chicago to have a good look at the useless eaters. It helps remind me of how crucial population reduction is. And at Christmas I donate 100 GMO turkeys to the less fortunate. It makes them happy, and helps sterilize them, so everybody wins.<br> </p> <p>Schmoozy Reporter: A true philanthropist! Don’t you think that talking about population reduction is a bit hypocritical, considering you have four children?<br> </p> <p>James Crown: Not at all. I’m from the good stock! What are you smoking, crack or something?<br> </p> <p>Schmoozy Reporter (straightens tie): I haven’t smoked crack in months! <br> <br> James Crown (rolls eyes): Damn media goons. Well, I’ve had about enough. I’m gonna fly away in my bulletproof private jet now. (stands up and starts walking out)<br> </p> <p>Schmoozy Reporter: Please, can I come with you? <br> </p> <p>James Crown: I don’t allow low level minions in my jet.<br> </p> <p>Schmoozy Reporter (defiantly): Remember about so-and-so’s sister?<br> </p> <p>James Crown (red face of fury): Damn blackmail! Shit, all right. You can make me drinks or something. <br> </p> <p>Learn about the real James Crown and his family @<br> <a href="https://www.bloomberg.com/research/stocks/private/person.asp?personId=554619&privcapId=326230866">https://www.bloomberg.com/research/stocks/private/person.asp?personId=554619&privcapId=326230866</a><br> </p> <p><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sara_Lee_Corporation#Brands">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sara_Lee_Corporation#Brands</a><br> </p> <p><a href="https://www.jpmorganchase.com/corporate/About-JPMC/ab-board-bio-jamesscrown.htm">https://www.jpmorganchase.com/corporate/About-JPMC/ab-board-bio-jamesscrown.htm</a><br> </p> <p><a href="https://www.aspeninstitute.org/our-people/james-schine-crown-2/">https://www.aspeninstitute.org/our-people/james-schine-crown-2/</a><br> </p> <p><a href="https://www.forbes.com/profile/crown/">https://www.forbes.com/profile/crown/</a> </p> <p><br></p> <h1><em><strong>Thanks for your time and attention</strong></em></h1> <h1><img src="https://s3.postimg.org/p6jh7armr/My_Steem_Logo.gif" width="815" height="90"/><br> </h1> <p><br></p> <p><br></p> </html>
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