This picture took some work, but it'll be worth it if you seize the golden opportunity to be on Chuck Norris' good side, artistically represented below:

![](https://cdn.steemitimages.com/DQmdekoePQCEFvAD8KL7FE8asYYWNYph647hQsUtf7vkcZ9/image.png)
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Thank you,
@steemmatt