Give this googly stapler a name or I’m gonna keep it’s name “Clucker!”

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Give this googly stapler a name or I’m gonna keep it’s name “Clucker!”
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Manufacturer: SwingLine Inc.

From: Long Island City, New York.

Model: Speed Stapler 3

Aspirations: Wants to be in black and white movies. Likes GIFs too though.

<img src="https://mofojo.files.wordpress.com/2018/10/img_0021.jpg" class="alignleft size-thumbnail" width="135" height="180">This googly fella comes from a friend's library. It was probably used to secure many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, immigration services documents. I guess you could say it's helped to serve many people.

If I were a stapler, I would want to be this one. Seems durable, mechanical, yet non-electric. It still works quite well. I think it is missing a rubber piece missing, but those fast and furious days of getting fist slammed, and palm slapped are probably behind it now. No need get weighed down by gear.

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<h4><strong>I think it likes Jackie Chan movies. Don't we all?</strong></h4><img src="https://mofojo.files.wordpress.com/2018/10/img_0019.jpg" class="wp-image-8701 aligncenter size-large" width="3024" height="3024">
<h4><strong>It doesn't really have a name... or maybe I just don't understand it's click clickity language. </strong></h4>
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<h2><strong>I wanna call him "clucker" but I think that is a bad word on the west side... Got any suggestions? Leave a comment.</strong></h2><img src="https://mofojo.files.wordpress.com/2018/05/1525725515403.jpg" class="size-full">
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<h4>Did you hear about this special googly eyed member of the googly eyed universe?</h4><img src="https://mofojo.files.wordpress.com/2018/10/gif_1538588655.gif" class="wp-image-8689 aligncenter size-large" width="960" height="912">
<h4>This little guy is so cute and helpful. You'll never need a vacuum, right?</h4>"<em>I've started hopping around, searching for dust that needs to be fluffed up.<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span><a href="https://steemit.com/@fraenk" style="box-sizing: inherit; background-color: transparent; -webkit-text-decoration-skip: objects; line-height: inherit; color: rgb(31,191,143); text-decoration: none; cursor: pointer; transition: all .2s ease-in-out">@fraenk</a><span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span>has given me just the right amount of SP to prevent dust rewards from getting swept under the rug, and that's exactly what I'll be doing.</em>

<strong style="box-sizing: inherit; font-weight: 600; line-height: inherit"><em>I'm watching a small number of accounts right now and I'm looking at both their outgoing<span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span></em><em style="box-sizing: inherit; font-style: italic; line-height: inherit">and</em><em><span class="Apple-converted-space"> </span></em><em>incoming votes to protect any potential dust that would get lost on payday.</em></strong><strong>"</strong>

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<strong>Thanks for reading. I hope you got a chuckle. Wish me luck and leave a comment with your name suggestion. </strong>

<strong>Next: Part 2 of a post series featuring pinball and steel drum stuff. <a href="https://steemit.com/esteem/@steemseph/steel-drum-music-for-seniors-and-my-third-pinball-tournament-in-one-day-part-1-of-2-99f8079f94cf8" target="_blank" rel="noopener">Click here</a> to see part 1. </strong>
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