Satire for the Drunks

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Satire for the Drunks
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<div class="text-justify"> I don't agree with them but I dedicate these lines to them</div>
<div class="text-justify">drunks are the soberest of people</div>
<div class="text-justify">a drunk is worthy of respect</div>
<div class="text-justify">they never walk uprightly</div>
<div class="text-justify">they always get up early</div>
<div class="text-justify">they are an example of civility and good behaviour</div>
<div class="text-justify">they are tender and baby-breathed</div>
<div class="text-justify">drunks are always right</div>
<div class="text-justify">a drunk can't go out alone</div>
<div class="text-justify">drunks are professionals </div>
<div class="text-justify">children are the best friends of drunks</div>
<div class="text-justify">one of them is a great second cousin.</div>
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