I couldn't resist leaving a comment on [this post](/shitposting/@grow-pro/shitpost-your-way-to-success-new-steemit-exclusive-satire-series-lesson-no-03-rebel-writing) by @grow-pro. It's part of a satirical series based on some of the activity we see here. He responded:

> May need to commission you for a jingle! This series could really use a catchy tune.. 

Well that got me thinking and this is the result. I've been wanting to write more original songs and I just need inspiration.

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Shitpost your way to success
Shitpost your way to success
Just grab some random pictures from across the net
And type some stupid words and you know you're get
Lots of little votes from the minnows and the red
fish who don't know better and are very easily led

Shitpost your way to success
Shitpost your way to success
Quality doesn't matter and research a waste of time
Just hammer out ten posts a day with no reason and no rhyme
Plagiarism should be considered as a higher form of art
And grammar an anachronism for all those old farts

Shitpost your way to success
Shitpost your way to success

Steem on!

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