Top 4+8 things I learned from watching LOST
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0.000 HBDTop 4+8 things I learned from watching LOST
<html> <p><img src="https://image.ibb.co/gAFaya/image.png" width="1014" height="727"/></p> <p>Getting LOSTI think LOST is great, but after going through 3 seasons, these are the things I learned..</p> <p><strong>1 .The miracle of water.</strong> No matter how serious the injury is, whether it is a gun shot wound or being pierced in the lungs with a sharp object or being attacked by a weird black cloud - water can fix it. Every time.</p> <p><strong>2. If you hoard stuff, keep it a secret. </strong>Every do-gooder will want to kick your ass or even worse an ex-Republican Guard will try to torture you to get to your stuff. Of course you just might get a kiss too, but that is only after getting your ass kicked in the first place. To add insult to injury, you still get no respect for a couple of seasons.</p> <p><strong>3. Don’t have sex on deserted islands with no birth control. </strong>You know what sex leads to right? Unless it is with Kate or Sun or Niki or Ana-lucia or Shannon.. er Rose? OK, maybe not Rose.</p> <p><img src="https://s00.yaplakal.com/pics/pics_original/5/8/9/2153985.jpg" width="1600" height="1200"/></p> <p><strong>4. If you are feeling particularly bored, then stop entering the numbers into an old computer.</strong> That way you get to see experience some drama and see weird Technicolor effects in the sky. You will, of course, have no idea what you just saw – at least for a couple of seasons.</p> <p><strong>5. Obsessive people can kill you.</strong> They will make you follow them while they try to save their son, they will make you climb up trees to reach a plane that has somehow crashed yet still teetering on top of the branches, they will try to blast open hatches as you try to stop them from opening it. If you find yourself in any of the circumstances, tell them to get lost and go back to your beach hut or shelter and eat some more DHARMA branded food stuff.</p> <p><strong>6. Eating generic brands </strong>like the DHARMA Cereals, DHARMA Beer, DHARMA Ranch Dressing, and Apollo Candy Bars can make you irrational, emotional, prone to flash-backs at the most inconvenient times, and highly susceptible to weird theories of why your plane crashed. Even if one of the producers have said that there is a perfectly scientific reason.. this should be good.</p> <p> <img src="https://whatisgood.ru/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/pobochnyj-effekt-seriala-ostatsya-v-zhivyx-2.jpg" width="807" height="454"/></p> <p><strong>7. If you are easily offended, don’t hang around Sawyer a.k.a James</strong>, because if he sees something unusual, he will always say S.O.B (yeah you can figure out what). And if you are close enough you even get to see him do his squinty frown.</p> <p><strong>8. If you miraculously survive a plane crash and a guy called Desmond starts following you</strong>, don’t bother going camping, sailing or diving with him. You are dead already.</p> <p><strong>9. Don’t join weird cults with names that don’t make sense.</strong> Especially if they put bastardized Ying-Yang symbols on everything they own, from buildings to cars to uniforms. Related to this learning is not to trust some oriental doctor who speaks like he grew up in California, yet greets you with an Indian greeting and only appears in black and white films to indoctrinate you.</p> <p><img src="https://basik.ru/images/lost_wallpapers/27_lost.jpg" width="1600" height="1200"/></p> <p><strong>10. A love Triangle is not complicated enough.</strong> Bring one more into it so now you have a love square. Add complexity by having the fourth person lie, cheat and beat up one of the original three.</p> <p><strong>11. You can make people think you know what you are talking about if you speak in riddles</strong>. It’s helpful if you have an unusual look (like no hair or have a reptilian gaze or have a weird name that rhymes with Gecko). That will keep them guessing and coming back for several seasons hoping that at one point you will give them the answers they want. Hah!</p> <p><img src="https://image.ibb.co/eFGyJa/2.jpg" width="1600" height="1200"/></p> <p><strong>12. People are generally stupid (see above)</strong> and will accept answers even if they don’t understand it. Although by Season 3, some are getting pissed off, so someone, somewhere better come up with answers. Soon.</p> <p><br></p> <center><a href="https://steemit.com/@tanata"><img src="http://savepic.ru/12666980.gif"></a></center> <center><a href="https://steemit.com/@tanata"><img src="https://s8.hostingkartinok.com/uploads/images/2017/08/c45b0f403006f7170d39eccef32f58da.gif"></a></center> </html>
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