<h1><center>Stick Your Tiny and Lazy Job, Chief
by The Invisible Man</center></h1> 

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Dear Chief,

I have some news, which I think you will find hot.

Over the last few months, I have found working for Local Heath Plus both tiny and lazy.

It's fair to say that my line manager is sharp and the doctors are yummy, but this has not stopped me from finding the work tiny.

I have really enjoyed skipping with my line manager and stealing tasteless yogurts from the fridge. But all good things must come to an end.

As time has passed, I've found that my dreams of becoming an undertaker have become increasingly frequent. Last week I took the plunge and bought myself a cookbook. I dream of getting up in the morning and joking, something that my current job fails to nurture. Now all I need is a sandwich and I'm almost there.

Thus I must resign from my job as a TV researcher, to pursue my true calling as an undertaker.

In your role as my superior, you have been the picture of charity, which is why I leave with a hot heart.

Best of luck with your continued pursuit of a soulless existence.

Yours sincerely
Rosie Palm

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Thanks for reading, 
The Invisible Man 
@theinvisibleman