> alias yolo='git commit -am "DEAL WITH IT" && git push -f origin master'

> alias fucking=sudo

> alias dog=cat

> alias nano=vi

> alias emacs=vi

> alias sl="ls | rev"

> alias icanhaz='sudo apt-get install'

> alias pewpewpew=kill


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