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## Attacking Donkeys

Do donkeys really attack? Actually I am not sure. I'd imagine after the 4th trip down the mountain, any jackass would be grumpy. Maybe Juan Valdez asked for one too many creamers in his coffee and got laid out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7kEW5t1z8M
*I can't even. OMG, wtf. LOL*

## Attacking Poker Donkeys

Sadly, this isn't about real donkeys beating on moronic humans. It is about poker donkeys beating up on the best starting holdem hand: pocket rockets. The ever so wonderful pocket aces. The hand that most of us sit around hours waiting for, only to get them cracked by some garbage shit that should have never been in the hand in the first place.

Here we take a look at the top 5 worst, most brutal cracking of pocket aces. Be warned, some of these are just gut wrenching.

**#5**

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ah4bpdF6PY
*Incidentally this is one of two hands that involve a flop set of aces getting cracked. But you can hardly blame the guy for calling with AJ vs Will Kassouf. And once the flop hits, hard to lay down a J high straight - especially with all the talking Will does after the flopped diamonds.*

**#4**

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1KAHkKiI-A
*This is a pretty dirty runner runner, but you could just sense something was gonna upset the balance. And lol, the guy all packed up, put on his coat, put away his water bottle..*

**#3**

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJflKjhiUHI
*This is an interesting hand. Hon first of all made a donkey call with 910 suited into a 16k pot. But then, Mark is the one in my opinion who makes the mistake that cost him the hand...he should have raised more than 50k on Hon's flop bet. The 50K gave Hon 3-1 pot odds, not shabby. Although, if you think about it, I don't think Hon was going anywhere after that flop.*

**#2**

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLfypO1Ohvo
*52 off, 5 fucking 2 off. GTFOH donkey!*

**#1**

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StKCmvAttC8
*This is just soul crushing. 1 mil down the shitter. Fuck that guy's life. Lol.*

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***Well there you have it, poker peeps. That is how poker donkeys attack. They rip your heart and soul from your interior, and piss on it with stupid dances. Till next time, this has been a SPL 'Away From The Table" segment.*** 

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