Whenever I go to the writing prompt generator to get a prompt, I can't stop playing around with it instead of writing.  I'm talking about "Seventh Sanctum", the writing prompt generator found here 

http://www.seventhsanctum.com/generate.php?Genname=writeprompt

If it were a person, I'd describe it as an irreverent sociopath with a dry and twisted sense of humor, and an unswerving interest in occult conspiracies.  Here's some evidence:

**"Oh religion . . . time to break.**

**"Oh ignorance . . . time to torture."**

**"The girl will be screaming all day, which was really amazing."**

**"My life is almost exactly like the story of Oliver Twist, only bloodier, which is awesome."**

By the way, it spits out a lot of these, "my life is like..." prompts.  Here were some of my favorites:

**"If my life gets any more like the legend of Sparticus I'm going to become an airline pilot."**
*This is just...wow.  You'd have to be a creative genius to pull this one off.*

**"My life is basically the legend of the Wandering Jew, only I am more ugly than you'd expect."**
*I thought this was an anti-semitic joke, didn't know he was a real thing.*

**"My life is just like the story of the Odyssey, only funnier, which is horrible."**
*Dunno, I think I could stomach a comedical remake of the Odyssey.*

**"My life is essentially the legend of Orion, except I'm a manager."**
*Could be interesting, sounds like the opening line of a dark comedy.*

**"My life is basically the story of Rumplestiltskin, only sexier."**
*hahaha I actually LOLed at this one*

Sometimes it does make mistakes though.  At least I assume they're mistakes:

**"Many people believe we survived the biological war by hiding his factory."**
*Really?  I would've thought that hiding* in *the factory would be more useful."

**"Getting old is my business partner, war is my business partner."**
*Which is it?  Or are getting old, war and you all partners?  Confused...*

**"I used to be a life support technician, with my restaurants and my restaurants."**
*I suppose the repetition could be for effect, but I can't tell what that would be."

**This is a tale about cruelty, alchoholism, and a famine--and it's a story not worth telling.**
*Not sure if that's a challenge or what?*

There's also a "what if" generator that displays its inability to stray from what seems to be a constant preoccupation:

**...the sinking of Atlantis involved psychics?**
*This one's true.*
**...Mao Tse Tung was connected to Benedict Arnold by a secret society?**
*This one's also true.*
**...Alexander Bell, Alfred Nobel, and Prince Charles were connected by a secret society?**
*This one's definitely true.*
**...today's most commonplace technology was mind control?**
*This one's true if you're in Hollywood.*
**...the fall of Satan involved mind control?**
**...the fall of Satan involved secret science?**
**...the fall of Satan involved occult arts?**
**...the fall of Satan involved a secret society?**
**...the fall of Satan had never happened?**
*Seriously, you would not believe how much this one comes up.*

And here are two random ones that I could find images for.  It's not that I was lazy.  I mean you try to find an image of Spartacus piloting a plane or a bloody Oliver Twist.  

**"I used to be a terrorist, with my banks and my temples, and it is awesome."**
*Terrorist with bank and temples...Are you sure you don't mean "central banker"?*

https://c1.staticflickr.com/8/7426/10547141054_efb3dd8fc5_b.jpg

**"I was a starshp salesperson, until the economic collapse."**
*So the Federal Reserve is still around in the future huh?  That sucks.*

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/ae/Star_Trek_Motorcycle.2.jpg