Minnow Adoptions....

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Minnow Adoptions....
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<p>Twenty-Seven days ago, I made a post about adopting a minnow. &nbsp;The process has been fun and entertaining. &nbsp;My version of why I needed a minnow and what I would do for a minnow were outlined <a href="https://steemit.com/codependent/@whatsup/my-co-dependent-adopt-a-minnow-plan">Here</a></p>
<p><img src="https://steemitimages.com/0x0/https://s9.postimg.org/i4r0q64zz/brandyge.jpg" width="720" height="720"/></p>
<p>*another great skill that @brandyb brought was putting her head on fish pictures! &nbsp;That is amazing. &nbsp;Isn't she amazing!</p>
<blockquote>I've decided to adopt a Minnow. &nbsp;Not just adopt, but live vicariously through you co-dependently. &nbsp;Not just adopt though, to take an unnatural, over-involved interest in a minnow's life</blockquote>
<blockquote>If you are adopted, I will live for your success or failure.</blockquote>
<blockquote>I will over-estimate your successes and become over-involved in your failures</blockquote>
<blockquote>I will brag about you even when you don't deserve it. &nbsp;I will post about how fabulous you are even if you are barely average.</blockquote>
<blockquote>I will nag you and give you unsolicited advice</blockquote>
<blockquote>I will upvote you just to keep you happy, I will demand that others acknowledge your talents and shame them for upvoting others over you.</blockquote>
<blockquote>I will quickly tire of you when you become self sufficient and can no longer meet my need to be needed</blockquote>
<blockquote>Since my own success is moderate at best, I hope to catapult you past my own level and remind you for the rest of our lives, how I am responsible for all of your victories.If you are interested in becoming my online project giving me illusions of making a difference and a smug sense of personal importance, please apply below. &nbsp;I will focus on you until I lose interest. &nbsp;Likely about a month, after which I will forever remind you that I launched your career.Please let me know how you can fulfill my need to be needed below..Must be a small account with less than 1k SteemPower, a history of PoweringUp, and some reasonable content.For the rest of you feeling unloved, you should adopt a minnow also, everyone needs an indentured servant.&nbsp;</blockquote>
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<p>So, Initially I thought this would just be a fun post, but I have really enjoyed the project. &nbsp;If you haven't been following along, it was all in fun and I selected @brandyb for her sense of humor, (The ability to understand it was all in fun) &nbsp;Her content and also because she is interesting and fun. &nbsp;In the process I gained getting to know someone a little better. &nbsp;It turns out I really like her. &nbsp;Some day, I hope she will adopt a minnow of her own.<br>
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<p>We have about a week of our relationship left and then @brandyb will be abandoned with all my other old projects. &nbsp;Except from time-to-time, as she is destined to be great, I will remind her that I once helped her. &nbsp;;) &nbsp;&nbsp;(a joke)</p>
<p>So, in the next round.... I think minnows will make a vlog &nbsp;a post or a song putting themselves up for adoption and using the tag #adoptaminnow</p>
<p>I am just letting you know in advance so you can consider the project and think about it creatively... &nbsp;&nbsp;I am also going to look for other large minnows/dolphins and whales that are interested in adopting.</p>
<p>Get ready for the #adoptaminnow project. &nbsp;If you haven't checked out @brandyb please do so now!</p>
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