尴尬事件
hive-105017·@winniex·
0.000 HBD尴尬事件
前段时间看到几位伙伴写尴尬往事，记得女王说她好像都没遇到过什么尴尬的事，哎，人生就是这么不公平的么，我遭遇的大大小小的尴尬事件能写上一箩筐。比如： 上台演讲忘词，吹笛子忘谱…… 和很多同学在豪华酒店聚餐衣服袖子掉了（当天上午刚为聚会买的新毛衣，连接肩膀和袖子那根线被什么勾住了，一拉到底，还好身边是最好的朋友，飞快帮我披上外套，当时我们笑到快背过气）...... 和智力障碍患者攀谈（难怪他很少开口，吐出的几个字都那么另人深思，难怪周围的人盯着我看欲言又止）...... 还有...... 真的很多哎......挑一件写写吧，如下。 前几天看到一条本地新闻的弹窗通知：男子误闯女宾浴池吓坏女顾客。没点进去看，这很大的事吗，通知我干嘛呢，我特想了解些国家大事，这是国泰民安没啥新闻了，还是大数据做出了什么判断以为我就爱看这些......问题是你天天推这个，我难免会看一点啊，这算钓鱼吧…… 不过这条通知倒是让我想起一次很久前的经历，十几年前的事了，那时候还在上学，平时都会戴隐形眼镜，那天周末，只是去洗个澡，就犯懒没戴，这是事件发生的背景。 浴池是去过的一家，本来是和同学一起，她先去逛街，我们定好了几点在浴池汇合。我到的时候门口没看到她，进更衣间看看，更衣间没人，所以我需要进浴间确认她是不是已经在里面洗澡，再决定我要不要在外面等她。 于是，我撩开了洗浴间的帘子，走了进去，里面云里雾里，放眼望去，人影绰绰，还真不好找，并且，似乎有什么不一样？ 已经走到了浴室中央，突然我被一个人用手捂住了眼睛，并推着我快步向外走，是个男人...... 他一边走一边在我耳边说，快出去快出去，男浴这是，你走错了！因为离我很近，我认出他是常常在前台坐着的一位，当时围着浴巾。 我晕晕地被推着一直走出来，到门口，男人大声喊过来一个女人，女人把我送进了女生更衣间......我还想着跟她说几句缓解一下尴尬，她理都没理我也出去了....... 整个过程如行云流水，我在更衣间缓了缓神，继续进女浴找同伴...... 这就是事件全过程了，我近视得也没多重，但是方向感不好，有时候会错乱，如果这家之前没去过，我会细看指示牌，但因为去过，有记忆，只是记反了。 其实里面水汽缭绕我啥也没看到，感觉不对劲的地方可能是里面的人普遍有点高...... 女生进错浴室其实还好啦，如果是男生进女浴，可能会比较麻烦。 
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