Hello, human. A few reminders from your feline roommate:

1.  I saw you leave the house this morning. Unacceptable. You didn’t even ask for my permission.

2.  The food in my bowl? Not fresh enough. I stared at it for 10 minutes. You should’ve known.

3.  I knocked that glass off the counter to test gravity. Again. Science matters.

4.  When I sit on your laptop, it’s because I love you. Also, it’s warm. But mostly love.

5.  I ignore you sometimes not because I don’t care… but because I can.

I may be small, but I rule this kingdom with a fluffy iron paw. Your purpose? Snacks, naps, admiration.

Keep up the good work. I’ll let you pet me later… maybe.

– The Cat 🐾👑

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<center>This review was sponsored in part by [@new-way](/@new-way)</center>