<p> OFFICER:- What is your name?<br />
Monday:- M.P. sir<br />
OFFICER:- In full please<br />
Monday:- Monday Paul<br />
OFFICER:- Your father's name?<br />
Monday:- M.P. sir<br />
OFFICER:- What does that mean?<br />
Monday:- Matthias Paul<br />
OFFICER:- Your native place?<br />
Monday : M.P. sir<br />
OFFICER:- What's that?<br />
Monday:- Mkpuma Province<br />
OFFICER:- What is your qualification?<br />
Monday:- M.P.<br />
OFFICER:- (angry) What is that?!!!<br />
Monday:- Mathematics Professor<br />
OFFICER:- So why do you need a job?<br />
Monday:- It is because of M.P. sir<br />
OFFICER: Meaning?<br />
Monday:- Money Problems<br />
OFFICER:- Would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time? What's your personality like?<br />
Monday: MP sir.<br />
OFFICER: And what is that?<br />
Monday:- Marvelous Personality<br />
OFFICER:- I see... I will get back to you.<br />
Monday:- Sir, how was M.P. sir?<br />
OFFICER:- And what's that again?<br />
Monday:- My Performance.<br />
OFFICER:- I think you have M.P.<br />
Monday:- Meaning?<br />
OFFICER:- Mental Problem!!!<br />
Don't laugh alone.<br />
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