TreeTuesday — Meet my new friend Brandt, who is a tree
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0.000 HBDTreeTuesday — Meet my new friend Brandt, who is a tree
Hey everyone, for this TreeTuesday I'd like to introduce you to my new friend Brandt. Brandt is a tree:  I met Brandt the other day while out for a nice evening ski on the Mineral Belt Trail. I just about skied by him without noticing, but at the last moment he said: > _**Hello!**_ I was rather confused, because I'd never been greeted by a tree before. I wasn't sure what to do. So I just stood there on my skis, not saying anything and being rather confused. The tree tried again: > _**Hellooooo! Hey man, you there? I'm talking to you!**_ I've noticed that when I don't respond to human beings, they sometimes think I'm being rude (when the truth is that I'm just confused). I figured the same might be the case with tree beings, so I replied: > _**Hello, how are you?**_ And the tree said: > _**I'm doing GREAT, thanks for asking! Just getting snowed on here and enjoying this nice evening in the exact same spot I enjoy every evening, yessir!**_ I'm not very good at talking to trees (or people, come to think of it), so I just smiled and waited to see if the tree would say anything else. > _**Oh gosh, where are my manners? My name is Brandt! What's yours?**_ A tree is talking to me. A tree with the same name as me. What a crazy world. What is going on. How is this possible. There is something wrong with my head. I'm crazy. I'm so confused. > _**Uhh … well, that's kinda weird, because my name is Brandt, too.**_ > _**Awesome! That's cool that we have the same name! I like you!**_ > _**Uhh, thanks. I guess I like you, too. Well, it was good to meet you, Brandt, but I better get going.**_ > _**What? We just met! Let's talk for a while and get to know each other! We've got the same name! And I've got all night! Not going anywhere anytime soon, not me, that's for sure!**_ > _**It's getting cold. I'll freeze if I stay much longer.**_ Usually I'm clueless when it comes to gracefully exiting a conversation I don't want to be in, but this seemed like a pretty legit exit strategy. _I can't stay because I'll die if I do._ Easy. >_**Well, I can't argue with that! You humans and your silly warm blood! LOL! Say hi the next time you pass by!**_ Yes, he actually pronounced "LOL" as a word, which I thought was pretty funny. >_**Will do, Brandt. Have a good night. LOL!**_ >_**You too, Brandt. See ya.**_ I think me and Brandt are going to get along. I think this relationship just might work out. 
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