新郎不是我 之 佐敦結婚了
hive-105017·@davidke20·
14.144 HBD新郎不是我 之 佐敦結婚了
嗚嗚嗚嗚嗚……新娘結婚了，新郎不是我……嗚嗚嗚嗚……哦，事情不是這樣的。拉叔只要看到漂亮的新娘就很想當新郎了🤣 話雖如此，我家母老虎應該就是我這輩子唯一的新娘了。如果離婚了，或某種原因我又恢復單身了，還找新的新娘嗎？估計不會。 佐敦是我們教堂鋼琴師的兒子。二十幾年前我為了泡母老虎於是跟去教堂就有見過他了。由於心術不正單純為了泡妞去教堂，參加教會還逃出去買煙，結果可能上帝差派外勞打劫我🤣，那之後以後乖乖躲在教堂不敢外出了。言歸正傳，我那時就已經知道佐敦這孩子會偶爾客串，幫他老媽在教堂拉手提琴，而且非常動聽。我真不是給你開玩笑，教堂那種氛圍，再加上教堂的空間造成的回音，很難不感動。 中學畢業後，我們就再也沒有見過佐敦拉手提琴了。聽他媽說，學業很難堅固。後來佐敦買了房，住得比較遠，更不可能進市區堵車來我們教堂了。小孩的事，當然由小孩來決定。總有一天他們也會長大成人，甚至造人。我們大人偶爾聊天也會問候一下小佐敦，好像一下子就變成大佐敦了。有時他過來探望老媽跟我們打招呼，看起來就像個金城武的模樣，太英俊了。 佐敦結婚當天，身為拉叔的我也超級感動。好想衝過去抱住新~~娘~~狼 🤣 死鬼的老婆也是超美呢。狼柴女貌，我也想轟轟烈烈的搞結婚啊！不巧，那時正在宣讀婚詞時，麥克風竟然沒電，真是急死人了。拉叔也有些衝動，你這是第一次結婚嗎？麥克風沒電這麼低級的錯誤，不許重犯😤 宣讀婚詞完畢，新狼可以揭開新娘頭紗，親她一下了。這時，大家又是鬧了起來為他打氣。結果我們的新狼只是親親的吻了新娘額頭一下……我頂！這麼不給力。走開！等拉叔給你示範一哈！🤣 事情總算圓滿結束，我們祝贺佐敦新婚快樂，早生貴子。忽然我又想起一次某童鞋的婚禮，有個大嘴巴亂說話，什麼你这是第一次結婚嗎？那種。結果新狼反擊，沒你們經驗豐富🤣        
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