A Day With Bad Luck (Comedy Open Mic 46 or whatever)
comedyopenmic·@filotasriza3·
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<html> <center><p>https://www.elmens.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/bad-luck.jpg</p> <p>Hello Hello i hope you are all great.....because i am not! Nahh i am good but i could have been better. Yesterday i experienced a day full of bad luck. I don't know the exact details of how i obtained it but i have some speculations that i wanna share:</p> <p><strong>1) I may have seen a Black Cat somewhere.... possibly in my dreams to</strong>o</p> <p><strong>2) I may have crossed paths with a Greek Orthodox Priest and forgot to mention the magic word "garlic" </strong></p> <p><code><em>as stupid as it may sound people are still doing this </em></code></p> <p><strong>3)</strong> <strong>God decided to have a little fun with me. The issue in this case is that i can't find which one exactly was and from which religion!</strong></p> <h2><em>Anyways let the story begins!</em></h2> <p><em>https://media.giphy.com/media/26uTsgkagnUVaF74Q/giphy.gif</em></p> <p>I went to sleep very late i think around 5 am because it was weekend so i didn't have anything to do. I am one of those people that can't sleep right away. My brain will start asking questions about my daily life and end up to stupid scenarios like "what if tomorrow 75% of the population becomes zombies". Therefore i think i slept at 5:30-40 am. <em>How i know you may wonder? </em></p> <p><strong>At 5:45 am i receive a message in my phone</strong>. That's extremely rare for me not only because of the time but cause my friends either call me or text me via messenger. I had my phone in vibration and because i am also a light sleeper i immediately woke up to see what it was and from who. To my surprise it was by a friend asking me if i have made any arrangements for coffee................. <strong>AT 5:45 AM IN THE FUCKING MORNING!</strong></p> <p>https://media.giphy.com/media/njl60xjwgrkWY/giphy.gif</p> <p><strong>After that, i lost my sleep</strong>.... i waited till 12 that i had plans for coffee and went to the cafeteria. The weather was pretty good till the time i left.... There was a bit of raining but the frustrating thing was the heavy air. As i was heading towards my home, a small metal garbage bin that was lured by the air <strong>passed right next to my face.... </strong></p> <p>https://media.giphy.com/media/3o6Mb5WxERQyuy7qJa/giphy.gif</p> <p>I saw every glimpse of my life like a movie :P Death was close or at least a free face plastic surgery but i survived! When i finally arrived at my home i felt safe,relaxed and i was anticipating the yummy food i would eaten. You see before i left the i was informed that we gonna have a family dinner so naturally <strong>i expected great food</strong>. Turns out not only the family dinner was cancelled but there was no food. I ended up boiling 2 eggs :P </p> <p>Then i said to my self. "<strong>Ok pretty boy this day is already fucked up but there is still one thing that can restore the world balance!"</strong> The game you just downloaded! Truth to be told i was expecting this game for a while and i was really hyped to play it, even though i don't play that much nowadays. I installed the game, everything worked fine and when i started playing something was off.I couldn't apply some of the movements.... I thought that maybe it was something wrong with the game but that wasn't the case. <strong>THE FREAKING LEFT CLICK OF MY MOUSE STOPPED WORKING! WHY ME WHY ME</strong></p> <p>https://media.giphy.com/media/l2JhtKtDWYNKdRpoA/giphy.gif</p> <h3>I also had forgotten to check the price of BTC and crypto in general so i was expecting due to my Bad Luck that this will be affected too. As soon as i saw the prices my reaction was exactly like the meme i made below!</h3> <p>http://i67.tinypic.com/102toyd.jpg</p> <blockquote>gifs and images <a href="https://www.google.com/search?q=bad+luck&rlz=1C1GGRV_elGR751GR751&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjSs4fxj9PgAhXNzaQKHd3CAXwQ_AUIDigB&biw=1366&bih=646#imgrc=8AYnG0Vuvh0tbM:">1 </a><a href="https://giphy.com/gifs/filmeditor-movie-set-it-off-26uTsgkagnUVaF74Q/links">2 </a><a href="https://giphy.com/gifs/njl60xjwgrkWY/links">3 </a><a href="https://giphy.com/gifs/the-simpsons-2x10-3o6Mb5WxERQyuy7qJa/links">4 </a><a href="https://giphy.com/gifs/teamcoco-crying-cry-l2JhtKtDWYNKdRpoA/links">5 </a></blockquote></center> <p><br></p> <p><br></p> </html>
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