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I waltzed into the house with the little boom, he was wide awake and happy to see his Mummy. I quickly passed him over and went into the kitchen humming a jaunty little tune.

The good lady came in after me.

*You are in a cheery mood. You have a nice playdate with Daz?*

*Playdate, ha. It's not as if we do much beyond lurking in a cafe in a park waiting for the rain to stop but yes, it was nice.*

The good lady laughed like a badger in a bucket.

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*Well, it seems to have put you in quite the good mood.*

I smiled at her.

*You know, you are right. I am in quite a good mood.*

She smiled back. 

*I am glad to hear it. I am happy when you are happy. I take it you got a cake in the cafe. You love cake.*

I chuckled a little, like a bank manager foreclosing on some poor sods mortgage.

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*I do love cake, I do! You will never guess what happened though?*

The good lady started preparing a snack for the little boom.

*Oh, something exciting? Do tell.*

*You know that blonde girl in the cafe, the one with the tiny bum?*

The good lady rolled her eyes.

*Yes, the tiny bum. Which you shouldn't be looking at!*

She gave me a playful smack on the arm.

*Well, she asked me for my phone number!*

The good lady's smile wiped off her face as if her nethers were being waxed.

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*She what?*

*I know! I was as amazed as you are! Isn't it fantastic? Look at me, chick. I've still got it!*

I gave my hips a sexy shimmy in the direction of the good lady whose face was looking decidedly thundery.

*She did not... Did she?*

*She totally did lass!! I swear, hand on my heart! How awesome is that!*

I did a little skip from foot to foot and started singing *You Sexy Muthafucka* at myself.

*You didn't give her it though?*

I stopped my sexy dance for a second and looked at her quizzically.

*Of course, I gave her it, it would have been rude not to?*

The good lady ground her teeth together.

*Tell me, you are joking and you didn't give some young girl your phone number.*

I screwed up my face in deep thought, like an elephant drinking red wine. 

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*I am not joking lass, I kinda wish I were. I mean, what could I do? As I say, it would have been rude to say no.*

The good lady was starting to go a bit red.

*Besides, she has sexy hands.*

I added as an afterthought. 

*She has sexy what? I'll give you sexy bloody hands...*

*Oooh, will you?*

I raised my eyebrows up and down like cavorting caterpillars.

She thumped me on the arm, hard this time. 

*I can't believe you?! Why would you think it's ok to give your number to some slip of a girl?! How can you stand there and tell me this with such a bloody big grin on your face as if it is totally fine?!*

I stepped up close and put my hands on her shoulders. 

*Lass, how else would they get in touch if I win the raffle?*