Shadow I.T. #3!
life·@meesterboom·
0.000 HBDShadow I.T. #3!
 I was still on the trail of the Shadow I.T. It had been an even rougher week than the last. I kept asking questions and following up leads but my face was starting to hurt from the doors that had been slammed on it. It was starting to put a strain on my marriage as I arrived home, night after night from work, smelling of cheap caffeine and frustration. *You gotta let it go, baby? This Shadow I.T. thing. It's messing with your head, like a labrador eating vegan cheesecake.* Every time I would take off my fedora and hang up my long coat whilst shaking my head. *Lass, if it looks like a duck and it quacks like a duck, then it's a fucking duck. And it won't be the first time that I have fucked a duck just to hear it quack.* *But what does that even mean?* She would cry. I would shake my head even more and lock myself in the study with some Irish coffee and some smoky blues.  Then it happened, one morning I stopped in Java Joe's for a pick me up on the way to work. The man behind the counter wasn't named Joe but he served a hell of a coffee. I had just finished my second double when trouble walked in. She was a leggy broad. Like a camel but with skinnier feet and less spitting. She sidled up to the counter next to me and ordered a double *Hot Lava Java.* I couldn't help but nod approvingly. My eyes drifting for a moment over her *humps.*  She turned and faced me once she had her expresso in hand. *You looking for something?* I raised an eyebrow. *Who's asking.* She raised an eyebrow even higher than I just had. Then pushed a slip of paper over the countertop. *One-eyed Jack sends his regards...* She got up and left. Slowly I unfolded the slip of paper. On it was scrawled two words.  I threw down a twenty and swiftly left. Outside it was raining hard. I gazed up at the top of the building I worked on. From way down below I could make out a shape. walking back and forth. This was it. Time to crack this case wide open. I crossed the road and flashed my pass before barreling up the stairs to the roof. Twenty minutes later I pushed open the door to the rooftop. I was slightly out of breath after climbing all 36 flights of stairs. No matter. This thing ends now, I thought grimly. Through the rain I could see a man pushing a brush about. For all intents and purposes, *sweeping.* I wasn't fooled. I approached him.  *Alright mate?* I ventured. He looked up at me, rainwater slicking down his face. *I've seen things you wouldnae believe mate.* He swept a bit more, a seemingly pointless task in the rain. *Bins oan fire in the back alley. Tramps pissin in the dark near the front gate. This job, it means nothin. Time tae fly.* His head bowed forward. I took a tentative step forward. *You alright mate?* He looked up. *Aye man, just rolling a joint.*  I could see now he was and using his head to shelter the rain from his hands. It looked like this was a dead end, like every other lead. I swore and stomped back in the building to my desk. I decided this was it. The good lady was right. I was getting nowhere looking for the mysterious Shadow I.T. It was time to give it up. Go back to just being an ordinary Joe in and ordinary office. I opened my email. There was only one unread item flashing away. It was a meeting invite from *El Jefe.* It was titled. *Shadow I.T.* My heart began to race. The game was back on! The meeting was scheduled for next Tuesday. I would have to wait but at least I had something concrete. I felt better than I had in weeks. I quickly pulled out my phone and tapped a message to the good lady. *Polish your panjanno lady, tonight its party time.* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDWtESy4fOs
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