📌 Ever seen a Proctologist monkey? Funny! (Original wildlife photo and thoughts)
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0.000 HBD📌 Ever seen a Proctologist monkey? Funny! (Original wildlife photo and thoughts)
## <center>Monkey business at it's best!</center> <center></center> <br> >### <center>As a trainee Proctologist, he is working his way up from the bottom!! 😂</center> <br> I am sure we all have seen antics of monkeys. I have seen so many that I almost turn a blind eye these days. However, this one episode in Kruger National Park in South Africa left me in splits and has made me preserve the picture I took. It was in June 2015 and I was cruising on the road between the Paul Kruger gate and Skukuza camp. I saw this group of monkeys comfortably settled just beside the road. As usual, grooming each other was in progress in the group. One monkey though, seemed to be a budding Proctologist - as you can see in this picture I took with my Canon SH50HS camera. <hr> <center>https://steemitimages.com/DQmaxspXCL3gvY3nx5t2Cwdzf6wBeoh6D6nL9a5U1u8iWh2/LR-01368.jpg</center> <hr> The monkey was boldly going where no man (monkey) had gone before, as they say in Star Trek! Naturally, I could not help remembering all the funny tag lines I had heard about proctologists, rectal and prostrate exams!! Starting with the great Kramer in Seinfeld. Remember that episode where Kramer gets a car license plate that reads 'Ass Man'!! LOL <center> [(Image credit)](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/ea/a0/9a/eaa09a85f1a1a1c1540466bd7ec5a158--seinfeld-tv-show-seinfeld-quotes.jpg)</center> <br> It is not very easy being at ease for patients as they undergo an examination. Patients, therefore, try to say some things just to divert their mind and break tension. ### Here are some of the most hilarious lines said by patients during a rectal exam: <br> * Find Amelia Earheart yet? * In Arkansas, we are now legally married!! * So - this is how a Muppet feels! <center> [(Image credit)](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT82ZwS4xmpaeFecghPADZ5nNtYUHH_3N9ODpTsDRAwTpLmDMzD)</center> * Now I understand why I am not gay! * Any sign of the trapped miners? * Can you please let me know when you find my dignity... * Can you please write me a certificate that my head is not up there!! LOL. That's enough. You get the idea... <br> ## <center>In Conclusion:</center> ## <center>Rectal exams are not easy - your ass is literally on the line!!</center> <br> ### <center>Steemians, please comment and share your own funny experiences or thoughts on Proctologists and funny animal behaviour. Thanks.</center> <br> <br> [](https://steemit.com/@vm2904) Note: All images except for the wildlife photos and the title image created by me are from [pixabay.com](https://pixabay.com/). <center> Gif crafted by the Legendary @stellabelle for me</center>
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