丽晶大宾馆的女杀手
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0.000 HBD丽晶大宾馆的女杀手
大家知道为什么黑玫瑰那么重要吗？因为，她是我们中华版本的罗宾汉，劫富济贫来造福民众。我们马来西亚也有女杀手，两只眼睛会放光，所以她必须架上墨镜😎，尤其是开车时才不至于干扰对方车或妨碍自己的驾驶视线。  那天我们计划晚上回乡去，我家女杀手说听说附近开了一家日本拉面馆，我们就浩浩荡荡创了进去。一打开菜单，拉叔已经吓得屁滚尿流了一地。一碗这样的随便叉烧拉面都要二十几块钱马币。换算，都要五十元人民币了。女杀手说，扶贫本来就是有工作能力人的“利益”。既然她身兼母老虎一职，没有工作自然贫穷，所以带她吃几十块钱的拉面自然就成了善举，不管愿不愿意。  我们拉家除了这只四十几岁黑玫瑰，还有一只八十几的母老虎，她就是老拉叔的遗孀-珍姐。虽然已经退休不再出来蹦蹦跳跳当黑玫瑰，但是她也一样劫富济贫。她目前跟我们拉哥拉姐长期作战。有事没事就喊他们回家，我们回家也不会说不愿意，毕竟我们出生时除了脐带也没带什么手信，现在也是时候还债了。  今天正式进入正题，上面不是离题，只是有感而发，必须今天一次过介绍。是因为我们决定去九龙冰室。也联想起了这个重要的香港大电影猪脚，黑玫瑰。店里面有个大大的招牌，顶着丽晶大宾馆的名字。有看星爷电影的，必定知道这家有名的大宾馆。  “想要北姑定坨地？” “乜唔系丽晶大酒店咩？！” “一样嘎啦” 没错，我们也是这样被骗来这里的。这家貌似香港九龙的餐厅，根本就是一家地地道道的本土餐馆。厨房没有香港人，楼面也没有香港人。唯一有的是貌似香港餐馆的菜单。  一般这种港式题材的餐馆，拉叔自然对丝袜（奶茶）爱不释手。拉叔点了个冻奶茶，没想到还真的像丝袜一般的滑。后来跟撑柜的小姐姐询问了才知道原来他们是货真价实用香港订购的黑白炼奶来泡奶茶的。这也难怪他们的价格会比我们传统咖啡贵了。  图上是女杀手给拉叔手下留情，点了一跌十几块钱的干炒牛河，也就是炒牛肉河粉。看起来不咋地，女杀手说让我也试一口。没想到，炒得非常到位。粉不会稀烂，刚好每一条粉都平均拌上了酱油，油而不腻。牛肉片也嫩，不至于咬一口牛肉黏着一牙的垢。  拉叔本来点了个葡萄牙蛋挞给小拉拉，不过那家伙不领情。毕竟，他是吃惯了传统饼皮蛋挞的。这种酥皮的，对他来说是“过火”和“烧焦”的失败作品。拉叔一口咬下去，说实话没啥惊喜。我有到过澳门，知道葡挞是什么味道的。  至于大小姐她说不是很饿，所以只点了一碟炸馒头。我尝了一块。馒头表面松脆，里面松软。虽然不至于入口即溶，但还是相当平易近人的。拉叔这种老掉牙齿还是吃得津津有味。特别一提，这还配上了一个辣椒碟的浓缩炼乳，沾着吃非常有快感，减肥的就绕道吧。  小拉拉要了个西多士。多士的每一个角落都平均沾上了蛋浆，炸得非常美味。表面浇上了一层厚厚的枫叶焦糖，面包中间切割涂上厚厚的花生酱，再搭上一片奶油。这多士可是真材实料，小拉拉只吃了¾就撑了。  女杀手点了一碗芝麻汤丸配姜汤。老实说，汤丸一直不是拉叔懂得欣赏的甜品。我试了一口，觉得还是可以的。汤丸被一口咬爆，里面的芝麻酱立马在我嘴里口爆，有一种说不出的快活。都说口爆了，还怎么说，不然就漏出来了。  当然，不忘记拉叔喜欢的美式早餐。当时食物上桌，拉叔无法控制咬了好几口。然后又开始分赃，炒蛋分了一半出去，大小姐把全部香肠扯走了。剩下的就是拉叔的早晚餐…哦不，是晚早餐。就这样，一个晚上又被杀了整百块钱。黑玫瑰一句话，拉叔就乖乖付账，然后我们就开始赶路回老家去见另外一个退休黑玫瑰了，就是我老妈。
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